welcome to vance's silly little internet corner!
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this site is generally suitable for ages 13+, designed mobile-first, and i try my best to make it as accessible as possible.
notes on age ratings
some parts of the site, such as the "learn" section with web craft resources, should be safe for all ages. other parts are overall more suitable for ages 13+ due to swear words and occasional references to mature topics. these 13+ sections will be marked with warnings at their main entry points.
please note that there may also be brief segments of text that reference not-safe-for-work topics, but these segments will be hidden behind toggle buttons (like this one you're reading now!) so that you can easily skip them, and will never contain anything overtly graphic or explicit.
